And one of them is sooo gorgeous and tall and tan and buff with THE sexiest dreads I ever seen and he always flirts with me and I left a “Thanks ;D” on their bill, and he left a ;) back! omg I almost died

jesszenn:

oktober2nd:

lana-loves-lingua-latina:

if “barnacles” is a curse word in Spongebob, then how do you explain Barnacle Boy’s name

He’s a fuck boy

mind fuck